Scouts aged 14 - 16 are to be given sex education and may even be issued with condoms, according to new guidelines from the Scout Association.This policy comes after recent surveys suggested that British teenagers were 'at it like rabbits'. Chief Scout, Peter Duncan, remarked that: “We must be realistic and accept that around a third of young people are sexually active before 16.”
“I found one poor lad at camp who had fashioned himself a makeshift vagina out of a ball of string and some leaves. This has got to stop.”
The move has come under criticism from some quarters, including from noted sex-expert Ann Widdecombe, the Conservative MP. "This is not what parents expect of the Scout Association. They are sending their children off to a leisure activity, and to be stared at by grown men, not for intentional sex education.”
Supporters of the new guidelines responded: “Taking advice from Ann Widdecombe on sex is like asking for David Beckham's thoughts on quantum physics.”
The guidelines, however, do not note the important fact that if you are still in scouts and older than 13, then you will probably never get laid anyway.
(This story can also be viewed at thetartpaper.com here.)
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